tsunderlock: wentzporta: why the fuck are bras so expensive they’re just bOOB HOLDERS i mean hell i’ll do that for free
Holy fuck seafood sounds really good right now.
itskielywilliams: sext: FIRMLY GRASP IT
moraniarty: nesessary necsessary nessessary nessescary necesary nessessscessary
pianobunny: I’m not sure why some women wear pounds of jewellery. Honestly, I find women the most beautiful when they’re wearing no jewellery at all, so I wonder why they put on such a big show.
Does anyone actually know what you have to do when people are singing happy birthday to you.
alecwiens: I have a bad habit of assuming I’ve annoyed people, and it usually ends up with me dropping communication and hoping they’ll be the ones to continue it.
shrimpdinner replied to your post: I still find it hard to believe that I became a… wow congrats!!!!! Ty ty! It’s just crazy thinking that it took me 9 months to find a job and out of everything available I become a teacher.